I have a new book title- The Awesomeness of Mushrooms. Now I need a book to go with it. Maybe something that plays on both meanings of the title, alternate chapters about great mushroom recipes and all the different species of mushrooms and the other chapters telling a story about a quiet, unobtrusive person who is, none-the-less, awesome.
I also have a couple of photo captions:
“5 o’clock shadow is messy, not masculine. Grow a beard or don’t but quit dithering.”
and “Learn to dress yourself, today you quit halfway.” on a picture of someone wearing the ‘fashion’ of low riding pants showing off the boxers.